CLOSET QUEENS

The "RAPE the PUBLIC if you CAN" party is infested with them. There's really nothing worse or more frightening than a pack of bitchy, vindictive closet queens backed into a corner. Well....almost nothing. We'll have to pull out our own wmd's. Rupaul...call in your troops. Everybody knows drag queens trump bitchy closet queens every time. Lock and load Rupaul.